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  1. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Paying a $600 deposit to a guy who was going to build a privacy fence and add on to my deck and the mother fucker has disappeared on me.
     
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  2. meatlover287

    meatlover287 Sex Machine

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    Mosquitoes and humidity god damn them.
    I wish they would die from a disease that only affects them. Seriously, are these animals even useful
     
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    1. odi144
      Well they're insects, and some are annoying, and some are beneficial.
       
      odi144, Aug 24, 2022
    2. meatlover287
      To whom? People who want malaria ?
       
      meatlover287, Aug 24, 2022
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      They help to feed the bats that I like to watch at my house.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 24, 2022
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    4. meatlover287
      Well I like animals who feed on them , just not them feeding on me. Their buzzing around my head is even worse
       
      meatlover287, Aug 24, 2022
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    5. paulavettbrothers
      They haven’t been bad for me this year.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 24, 2022
  3. Harry_n_Wild

    Harry_n_Wild Sex Machine

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    #1. Where's the owner's manual for life?
    #2. When I see my doctor he can't find anything wrong, but I'm still sick.
    #3. I pay for insurance on everything, but I never need it.
    #4. My health insurance keeps going up, but available service keep going down.
    #5. I'm getting older and wiser, but I can do less and less about it.

    Need I go on?
     
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    1. odi144
      So much for getting older and wiser.
       
      odi144, Aug 24, 2022
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  4. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I can’t stand people who bitch and moan about others trolling, bullying, insulting others, and who instigate trouble. When they’re doing the exact same thing that they bitch about . It’s usually the beautiful people who constantly complain about others, and of course they never do no wrong in the eyes of all the desperate horny guys.

    I would also like to complain about the favoritism being shown here lately. But I’ll complain about that at a later time.
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Nobody has ever favoured me, and I’m not complaining about it. I just stay out of trouble and focus on the sex.
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 16, 2022
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    2. Jack Mine
      @Cherrypop I always say if the shoe fits wear it. But in this case I’m not referring to you at all, so relax.

      I can understand why you thought I was referring to you. After all I did say it’s usually the beautiful people
       
      Jack Mine, Oct 17, 2022
    3. Cherrypop
      I didn’t think you meant me. Like I said, I don’t get any favouritism lol. But the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and some people here are pretty darned greasy.
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 17, 2022
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    4. Jack Mine
      You’re most certainly right. Speaking of grease. You wouldn’t happen to have any grease for my piston would you? It’s been really squeaky lately.

      I’ll make a deal with you. If you grease my piston I’ll clean your pipes. How’s that for a deal? :D
       
      Jack Mine, Oct 17, 2022
  5. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Say Jack, the thing about favoritism, would you bitch if you were on the favored end?
    Cause, from out here in the back yard, standing in the rain without so much as a newspaper to hide under, you ARE on the favored end. You standing there on the porch with your scotch in one hand, a cigar in the other, all dry and warm with your fuzzy rabbit slippers ....

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      Not sure which I laughed at, the joke or the vision of a scotch, cigar, and fuzzy rabbit slippers.
      Thinking that could be me someday. ;)
       
      crhurricane, Oct 16, 2022
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  6. Alexanderrs

    Alexanderrs Sex Machine

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    I don't understand how " they " figure the COLA for the 8.7% increase for SS benefits, when my calculations show my cost of living and doing business , so far , for 22 is 52%. Don't get me wrong. I collect full retirement benefits and still enjoy a nice little income from a little gig I own rebuilding automatic transmissions. I collect $2800 per month from SS . I have paid in since 12 years of age. I live well. Fk. Where do "they " get their figures from????

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    1. crhurricane
      "They" are convinced the average person doesn't understand what 8.7% is. Unfortunately they maybe right for maybe half the population. A few more years and that number will also grow, with the education most are not getting. That is by no means a dig at teachers, most do the best they can, with what is allowed or given.
       
      crhurricane, Oct 16, 2022
  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    If you really want to be pissed figure out how much your retirement fund would be worth if you'd invested all you and your employer paid into SS over the years.
    Plus, you'd decide how much, how often, and when you collect when you retire.
    And when you die all the rest would be in your estate, not govts. Pocket.
     
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    1. crhurricane
      Don't get me started, SS is the swampiest swamp dwellers out there.
       
      crhurricane, Oct 16, 2022
    2. jelly4wire
      I did that. At 3% compound interest with no capital gains it came to about 400k. That's extremely conservative. A balanced mutual fund investment would yield more.
       
      jelly4wire, Oct 16, 2022
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  8. Alexanderrs

    Alexanderrs Sex Machine

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    Well, back in 08, my wife was still with me, we lost $780,000 . Our principal was just over 200 . We thought we were set up for life. All gone. Hell I didn't know how to invest, but yet a family bilked 50 billion dollars to keep right under the administrations eye. This was the amount they kept. Imagine the gross amount it was to steal 50 billion dollars. And the gubment didn't know what was going on? Holly shit batman.....really!!!

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  9. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    A friend of mine owns a pretty nice upscale bar. The guys not only a cheap fuck he’s sleazy. He buys cheap vodka and pours it into Grey Goose and other top shelf empty bottles of vodka. What pisses me off is that he has the balls to serve it to me. When I complain he tells me to shut up I’m drinking for free.

    Thanks for letting me complain.
     
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      Like I said the guy is sleazy. He’s not the only one who does that shit. They’ll serve you the real stuff at first. But when you have a few under your belt and start feeling good, that’s when they start pouring the cheap shit. You have a couple of stiff drinks then they’ll start watering them down. I knew this girl who worked at a gentleman’s club. Most of the guys would leave their change on the table after buying a round. The next round she brought over she would wet the bottom of her serving tray and place it down on the money. The bills would stick to the bottom of her tray and they never had a clue. That’s why I have trust issues my friend because I don’t like getting fucked, especially by a friend
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 15, 2022
  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    The air is blue at Casa Subby - I need a freaking Paramount+ subscription to watch the new season of Yellowstone.

    Bastards :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      That shit is really starting to piss me off. I pay way too much for cable as it is, I won’t purchase anything more.
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 15, 2022
    2. submissively speaking
      It is. I watched both episodes.
       
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  11. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Oh, and its well worth it.
    Yellowstone season 5 is gonna be EPIC!
     
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    1. luv2be.evil420
      Waiting for the series to end before I start watching it. So much to do, and so little time lol
       
      luv2be.evil420, Nov 15, 2022
    2. submissively speaking
      So far so, so good.
       
  12. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    While traveling by car on an interstate highway, all rest stops should have a gas station on the premises. While traveling I-95 to visit the kids/grandkids only one state Maryland does it right, they have gas and fresh food not only vending machines.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I think that actually goes back to the days when our highway system was first being built. The concern was that the local businesses along the route would lose a huge amount of customers if everything could be purchased on the interstate.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 30, 2022
    2. odi144
      That's why it's called a rest stop. Get out, stretch your legs, use the bathroom and keep going.
       
      odi144, Nov 30, 2022
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    3. Justlikethat
      On the Pennsylvania Turnpike every rest stop has a gas station and fast food of some kind. There are other exits along the turnpike to get gas, food and hotels if you want but it’s not as convenient. If I can cut my stops in half on a 1000+ mile trip, I could possibly cut my drive time by an hour.
       
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      Turnpike are different than interstates. Turnpikes are state roads, separate from interstate highway (even though they may or may not be on something designated as an interstate. Federal law actually prohibits the sale of prepared food and gas on an interstate.
       
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    5. Justlikethat
      Tell that to Maryland. No wait, don’t do that lol
       
      Justlikethat, Nov 30, 2022
  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Well, but you gotta ask yourself.
    What kind of food you can buy at a rest stop would you be willing to actually eat?
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    1. Justlikethat
      I pack sandwiches and snacks for the ride. Gas station toilets can be downright dangerous, we really try to avoid them.
       
      Justlikethat, Nov 30, 2022
  14. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Slow drivers, you're gonna drive like a 90 year old thats what the right lane is for.

    People driving like when they get where they're going they'll be executed.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      I've been waiting for you; what took you so long? :D
       
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    3. shootersa
      Shooter hadda take care of some bidness with dog ..........
      [​IMG]

      And what do you care?
      You aren't the boss of Shooter!
       
      shootersa, Dec 1, 2022
    4. submissively speaking
      I figured you got caught in traffic. :cat:
       
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Yes she is and I’m assistant boss…
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 1, 2022
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I should like to lodge a complaint, to wit:

    The org Kiva emailing me to ask me to donate the $.40 left in my donation account to them so I can make it $1.20 - they've got some sponsors that are tripling the matched donation.

    Like I get that it's an automatically sent email, but honestly, have a look at the algo before you deploy, folks. Also, I donated to the org yesterday when I re-funded some other projects.

    I cut a lot of slack for non-profits and NGOs, but there's no reason for their online process flow to be shoddy when the whole thing is basically online.
     
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  16. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband would let me have a boyfriend so why aren’t there any Irish guys living near me? I shouldn’t have to go to Ireland to find a boyfriend. :oops:
     
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    2. shootersa
      Ah lassie, why didn't you say so sooner?
      O'Shooter ready and available
       
      shootersa, Nov 30, 2022
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    3. mstrman
      Watch out for that furry bastard.....he'll cause you trouble.
       
      mstrman, Nov 30, 2022
    4. shootersa
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      Do not trifle with Shooter, @mstrman
      You will not prevail.

      Turns back to Strawberry cupcake
      [​IMG]
       
      shootersa, Dec 1, 2022
    5. crhurricane
      I, lass, got some Irish in ya do ya?



      Would ya like some more?

      ;)
       
      crhurricane, Dec 1, 2022
    6. Jack Mine
      I’m Italian but I do have the Irish curse. I doubt that’s gonna help me any ❤️
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 6, 2022
  17. silkythighs

    silkythighs Porn Star

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  18. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I just want to complain about fruit loops! :laugh:
     
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      I love them! I haven't had them in years, but I can almost remember the taste with ice cold milk!
       
      deegenerate, Dec 1, 2022
    3. submissively speaking
      Even as a kid they were too sweet for me. Gah. Gives me the heaves, that much sugar.
       
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    4. Sweetpassion
      I’m liking these comments but I don’t like fruit loops. :hilarious:
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 1, 2022
    5. submissively speaking
      Yes! This was a shared struggle! :D
       
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    6. BigSuzyB
      They’re different colours but all the same flavour.
       
      BigSuzyB, Dec 3, 2022
  19. FirmHose

    FirmHose Porn Star

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